Exit 2nd Banana

The South Pacific's only female lion-tamer, and the mentalist of mentalists, Madame D'Gyp.

Gasp in horror at Eunice the Lobster Boy
Struggle to conceal your disgust of Euphemia the Bearded Lady
& laugh along with the charming comedy stylings of

They should have, died at birth, they didn't,

Ginger Bünderburg: A South African Lion Tamer with a sordid past.
Lobster Boy aka Eunice Schill: An unfortunate creature born with a lisp and lobster claws.
Myrna Schill: Attached to Eunice by marriage and to her sister Meena at the hip.
Meena Bunko: Myrna's somewhat faithless conjoint twin sister.
Bearded Lady aka Euphemia aka Bruce Potter. A bearded lady who is really a bearded man.
Madam Chantelle Perséphone Rosa Maria D'Gyp aka Eileen Dicks: The mentalist of mentalists.

Original Cast